A shitload of training. -Invite-

Bukijutsu B1-I1 (850)

Being the best isn't good enough. You can come into something, dominate everyone and everything around you and still won't prove that you're the absolute best. Take Kanye West for example: He has 124 awards, including 21 Grammys, and still people don't consider him the best. He started a new wave of musicians, every album he's created is critically acclaimed and Platinum, he's changed the tides of an entire Era of music, yet people only see him for his failures. Well the same can be said for Juri Han. She single handedly eradicated all gangs and the majority of drug use from Kumogakure in a month, yet people doubt her choices. She forced the Genin to push themselves and work harder, which in turn created a lot of new Chuunin, but they claim she doesn't care about the people. She created new jobs for people, opened doors that had been shut for ages for all of Kumogakure, yet they only focus on her appearance. What is she to do? You cannot please everyone, you cannot be friends with everyone. Sometimes you have to be the bad guy, because respect only goes so far! Fear is the only thing people won't dare to challenge, because if it's strong enough, it will break all willpower.

On this particular day our Heroine was alone in the mountains (well technically all of Kumo are composed of mountains, but for the sake of the story, let's say not in the village) meditating under a waterfall. It was beautiful outside, a bright sun, the smell of fresh rain. Woods surrounded the area, animals hurrying along to their own devices. Today Juri had to train her weapon skills, they were non-existing at this point. But how does one go about this alone? She wanted to leave behind her ANBU guards because she felt as if they were suffocating her. Like... remove the fucking umbilical cord Moms, I need to be free. It would have been easier though to have a little help, but hey... Taijutsu and Kenjutsu are similar, how hard can this be? Opening her eyes the woman's first view was a deer a little bit away from her, about 5 meters to her right, drinking water. Unmoving, Juri begins to stalk her prey, simply with her eyes. On her back lies 10 arrows and a bow. Quietly she grips the bow and draws an arrow, firing a shot, aimed into the creature's left eye. Through the air a SWOOSH is heard, alerting the deer. But it is too late, the arrow is upon him. Lucky for the deer Juri fucking sucks at aiming, the arrow goes flying into the woods, scaring the deer off, who quickly shuffles away into the trees. "UGH!" the Raikage groans. "I really need to get this shit down!" From her pocket she pulls out a book of poetry from a great Daimyo Hojo Ujimasa.

Autumn wind of eve,
blow away the clouds that mass
over the moon's pure light
and the mists that cloud our mind,
do thou sweep away as well.
Now we disappear,
well, what must we think of it?
From the sky we came.
Now we may go back again.
That's at least one point of view.

Maybe pushups could help. Juri begins thrusting her arms up and down off the ground, as if she were trying to push the earth. Counting out loud "70, 71, 72..." only acts as music to her ears, boosting her motivation to reach higher numbers. It isn't until Juri reaches 234 that she realizes push ups only helped with her physical prowess, the real challenge was increasing her perception through eyesight. Her reflexes and hearing were on fleek, her eyes were also nice but they weren't weaponry nice. She needed eyes like a Hawk, able to clip the wings of a fly during the day, using only chopsticks. While this may have taken years, getting close for her would only take hours or days. Hey, Juri was a fast learner, what can I say? So into the darkened forest, carrying her equipment, the Raikage makes sure to silence herself. Another arrow is loaded onto the drawn bow, she slows her breathing as she finds that same deer. What a dumbass, he should have ran further and faster. Animals don't have a human's mind though, instinct is far lower than reasoning. Or so we've been told. This deer lives for a simple purpose: Eat, sleep, drink, reproduce. Humans are the complicated ones. Kill, take, burn, rape. This comes from those who have reasoning, those who would run faster when danger is presence. Maybe this deer stopped because, in his mind, the danger was over. His entire life has been filled with calmness, simply living his day to day unchallenged by anything else. It wasn't until the creature with reason came into his life, that he was forced to change who he was and try to escape.

With all this being said and done, another arrow flies through the air aimed at the deer's eye. But instead of missing, it hit its mark, dead into his eye, thrusting into his brain. For a few seconds the deer jumps around, he was basically already dead but his nerves were signalling "PAIN PAIN, REMOVE REMOVE!" Juri decides to put him out of his misery with another arrow that strikes his neck. He dies instantly. With a sigh, the woman approaches her kill. For a second she smiles at her achievement, but upon closer inspection, she notices something. A single blood drop runs down the deer's eye as if it were a tear. Reasoning killed instinct.

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I1-A3 Bukijutsu 2100 Words
B1-A1 Sensory 1600 Words
I1-A1 Fuin 1850 Words
Fire - 1500 Words
C and B-Ranked Jutsu (700 words)
7750 Words in Total

Fuinjutsu is the name of the game today. Juri's training has been going on so long it seems like she's barely able to do anything else. In between running a village, trying to have a social life, and training, the woman is completely tired when she gets home. On top of that she hadn't even begun training her Bijuu, Son Goku at this point was just laughing at her failures in pleasing him. "He he he... foolish little girl. You take all this time training everything but the one thing that really matters... me. Can't you see? Without my power you're just some useless child with a few kicking moves and band-aid jutsu. With my power you can make the entire world shake, not just some puny village." Juri, while still in the comfort of her PJ's, sits up from her soft couch and closes her book. Today was the day she began to train him. "Son Goku, how about we begin this training with a story. I've been meaning to train my Fuinjutsu and Sensory, and the best way is to read. I'll kill two birds with one stone here. Our story begins with Satoru Raiju, a former Kumogakure ANBU member, who was strong enough to kill Otaki, the Raikage. He's one of my mentors." "Ah, because he was able to murder his leader in cold blood?" Son Goku asks, chuckling. "No, because he was able to make sacrifices for the greater good. He killed the Raikage knowing he'd be branded a traitor his entire life, all so his cousin could take the throne. You see, sacrifice means power, and you sure do love power." She says, giggling and picking up Satoru's book to read.

-Reading-

For a few days after the dreadful experience Satoru Raiju experienced, he did nothing by lay in his bed and sleep. His maids tried luring him out, cooking him lavish meals and inviting their beautiful female friends over to try forcing him into conversation. Nothing worked, his depression could not be swayed no matter how hard anyone tried. It was only on the fourth day when his father came over for a visit that he changed. His dad was a good man, hard worker but stern to his son. Not like during his childhood when both his parents were super nice, once the boy became a man his father treated him different, which actually made Satu respect his dad more. Satu's dad enters his bedroom with an angered look on his face, the ANBU Captain quickly notices this and hops out of bed, standing up straight, holding out his hand.

"Hello father, what brings you here?"

His little handshake won't do, Satu's father looks pissed.

"Are you over here crying like a little girl? Satoru me and your mother didn't raise you to be a bitch. You're the leader of the Raiju clan, and apparently, now the ANBU Captain of Kumogakure. You better act like a goddamn man and get out of bed. I was in the middle of a business meeting with the Uchiha family trying to come up with an energy drink, the next time I'm called away to clean up your mess I swear to you son, I'll beat you up so bad you'll give me the Clan Leader title."

Satu looks legit scared, though he's easily the strongest ninja in a 5 mile radius.

"I understand that you're sad over what happened son, you maids told me what actually happened, and not the rumors going around. You made a mistake, he made a mistake, things happen. Ignore everyone that will try to bring you down in the future son, you're a RAIJU, We're the strongest clan in Kumo- no... the world! Act like it!"

With that his father shakes his hand and leaves. Satoru knows his father is right, and knows the only way to clear his head is through training.

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Another day passes but this time our hero is on his way to the training grounds, people stop and stare at him, pointing fingers and whispering. He can feel their eyes burning holes into his back. The muffled whispers and gasps at his appearance only make him sadder, but he knows with this he must carry on. Once he enters the training grounds a group of about 5 Shinobi glare at him, never looking away. He simply walks pass the group, looking for solace in a private area. A few of the men look scared, afraid the "Kage Killer" doesn't like to be looked at, and might just have to fix it. Once the darkened clouds in the sky rumble the group of ninja flee, thinking Satu is ready to strike. He smiles at this and unloads the bags he brought for his training session.

Although the black thunder clouds rumble, not a single drop of rain falls. It's about 2 in the afternoon and this final training process won't take that long. Satu had been training his Raijin's Blood for years, this was the final push into the final stage. He starts off by activating his Untrained Raijin Blood LV.2. A huge wave of wind swirls around him and pushes dust away with force. His golden eyes begin to glow along with his skin, two black lines are formed, starting from his eyes and falling down onto his chin. His white hair stands up, and his clothes begin to ruffle. If anyone around the man could see him, they'd think he was some sort of divine being.

Kicking his feet off from the ground, Satu begins to fly into the air with great speeds. At the moment his training simply consists of gaining control of such high speeds of flight, since at the moment the boy was traveling at a speeds compared to a Taijutsu Master. His maneuvering about had sharply increased since his last training session, this time he's able to make U-Turns around the giant mountains he so happens to be flying near. Once he approached a different mountain, he pushes off the side and flies directly towards another mountain with force. Satu completely stops his movements before he can crash, flips, and repeats. He does about 25 sets of this before he gets tired and takes a short break on the ground, eating a sandwich with orange juice. Looking around he notices a few people hiding in the trees.

"Come on out, I'm ANBU I noticed you an hour ago."

About 2 Jounin leveled men come out in full armor, looking irritated. One dude is white with a large scar across his eye, holding a large axe. The other is a short black dude with black hair and golden eyes, obviously one of his clan mates.

"Look here Kage Killer, I've never liked you, you were always seen as the 'Chosen' one in our clan. Well I'm a Jounin now and I wanna be the leader! Since you came into power your rules against this class system are stupid! My family has been in charge of you dirty yellow bolts for years, I'll be damned if you end it now!" Says the short black dude.

The big buff white dude smiles and adds on "And I just don't like you. Otaki was an old pal of mine, he'd always look out for me. I think bringing your head to his funeral would ease the pain of his loss a bit." After he speaks he gets into a battle stance, ready to hack Satoru.

The young ANBU Captain smiles and cracks his knuckles.

"Well... I've been meaning to test the final part of my release, I think the little traitor over here will understand what I mean scarface."

The short Raiju clan dude widens his eyes, his mouth drops.

"Man this was a mistake he-"

Before he can finish his sentence two black, highly compressed waves of thunder in the shape of fist fly towards the two men. The short black dude is able to create a black lightning shield that lessens the damage, but sends him flying back about 4 meters. The buff guy tries to cut the fist, but his sword snaps and he's hit directly in the throat by the attack, also being sent flying back about 4 meters. The short Raiju member gets up with both arms covered in black lightning, ready to battle, but then he notices the big guy is gasping for breath and heads over to help him.

"Oh no!" he says, watching as the man coughs up blood while laying on his back.

Satu frowns and approaches the two men, the short dude gets in a defensive stance ready to counter. The ANBU Captain simply picks up the big buff guy and hoist him over his right shoulder.

"This is your faults, if you hadn't come here I could have finished my training and minded my own business. If he dies his blood is on your hands, not me."

With that Satu develops a golden glow around his body and takes off towards the hospital. He finished his training, but now word will travel and people will think that the "Kage Killer" is really as cold as the rumors persist that he is.

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Kumogakure. A village named for the view one gets while overlooking the clouds that flow through the mountains the entire town. On this particular day, a huge storm erupts, with huge lightning clouds everywhere. The strange yet interesting thing about being in the Raikage's office is that the lightning clouds erupt around the building itself, so through the window one can see everything, black clouds with white flashes shooting back and forth. Strong winds knock onto the window, that and the loud thunderous booms should create a lot of noise.

A young ANBU member appears on the first floor of this administration's building holding an umbrella, in his full ANBU gear. He's easily distinguished by the Raijū clan's symbol on his back. Today Satoru and his younger cousin Moyasu had some business to discuss with the current Raikage. An old man this Raikage was, both of these younger boys probably didn't even have half the stories he could tell. But story telling can wait, right now more important matters had to be attended. Satu climbs the stairs, slightly irritated he hadn't started his mission.

Right now, like usual, Satoru's muscles are always ready for anything to happen. Being ANBU means you can get attacked at any time, or the Raikage, whom you must protect. He was actually packing his bags when Moya came to him and told him the conversation that the pair had to have with the Raikage if the village was going to get any better. Once Satu reaches the Raikage's office, he notices the leader isn't there, so he and his cousin must have taken the secret elevator that leads outside. Only ANBU members and the Raikage himself know of this secret passageway, thus meaning the three would be safe to discuss village business without a foreign enemy invading.

"Ah.... you must be the Raikage? Otaki if im not mistaking? ha... Please mind the rude entrance without knocking on the door and such but please if you wouldn't mind waiting for my Cousin to get here? that would be a huge favor that i would very much appreciate."

"Don't wait too long, I'm here."

Satu was a bit more impatient that his younger cousin. The pair have known each other for a while, they were basically like two brothers. Being the older cousin, Satu is very protective, and usually somewhat of a bully. At this moment the Raikage and Moya are outside, lightning and thunder filling the skies along with rain. Making his way towards the two, Satu's left arm reaches for his mask, while his right arm is raised, allowing him to snap his fingers. Through the air a large and loud thunder bolt springs around the old geezer. These thunder clouds were no joke, masking thunder like they do. Satu is about 10 feet from the Kage, while his cousin is probably about 4 feet to his right. Usually the ANBU would smile and tease his cousin, probably hug him, but in front of a Kage, one must show restraints.

A dark deed had been done onto this peaceful man, by another man of peace. The dark thunderous clouds and their tears fall onto the open face of Satu, who by now is staring up at the sky, his own fluids mixing in with the rain. Satoru's right palm was still stained with blood, his evil deed caused his throat to fill up with his stomach acids, but he swallows his emotions and accepts what he's done.

"Damn."

1 Hour Ago.

"Don't wait too long, I'm here."

Satoru's thunder finger clap jutsu hit Otaki without fail, springing into action and hitting the Raikage at point blank range. The man's body begins to shake and convulse rapidly as he hits the ground, shaking from the electricity storming through his body. Even if the attack wasn't as powerful as others in his arsenal, it was still something else. With a look of surprise that such a simple attack actually defeated the Raikage, Sato tries to hold back his excitement of his power.

"God that was only one attack, all I did was one of the first Thunder Release jutsu they teach us. I guess this Raijin blood is powerful though... Uhhh okay."

Otaki quivers even more once his stomach is impaled by Moya-chan, who at this point just went overkill.
"I am so sorry to do this to you Raikage sama but you either have two choices..... The first is to step down as the Raikage and hand that title over to me and drop down to become a Jounin for Kumogakure or............ Die. If you agree to step down then i will take you immidatly to the hospital and you will live to fight another day for Kumo but if not then im sure Satu would love to have the title 'Kage Killer' on his head and be feared by the land. I am done here..... you have now be de-ranked to a Jounin for Kumogakure. Medics will arrive to pick you up shortly if your still alive.... Satu might not be so kind... Oh and cousin your now the Anbu Captain."

"Moyasu I think he's had enough! Look at him, the first attack put him down, you don't have to keep him down to prove your point!"

After Moya walks away to apparently get fresh air... while outside, Satu tries to help the Ex-Raikage up and to the hospital. But the scorn man has a different idea, pulling a bombtag wrapped kunai from his pocket, and trying to stab the young man with it. With the position that the two were in now, with Satu's right arm trying to grab the older man by his stomach to hoist him up, Satu is able to counter rapidly. With a huge amount of force Satu squeezes the impaled stomach of the ex-Kumo leader, making the pain from the previous attack double. He drops the bombtag, but tries activating it before it lands, so it can kill Satu.

"Boom." The old man says, but he doesn't realize that his younger enemy had already kicked the falling bombtag into the office above them, and with the same momentum reversed his kick and landed it at the back of the old man's head. The explosion went off and destroyed windows from the building, alerting people above. Otaki laid on the ground unmoving, head full of blood.

"Goddamn it old man look what you made me do! I was trying to help you! Now your head is bleeding and that office is gonna require some repairs, my estate is not paying for that... Uhhh Otaki-san?"

Still unmoving Satu shakes the man.

"Otaki-san this isn't funny, if you try another sneak attack I'll have to break your arms man."

Still no movement. Satoru checks for breathing but hears nothign.

"Otaki-san... OTAKI! MOVE YOU BASTARD! I DIDN'T EVEN KICK YOU HARD! YOU WERE THE RAIKAGE, HOW CAN SOMETHING THAT WEAK KILL YOU?! OTAKI!"

People above in the office look down at the scenery, a woman screams and covers her face. They now look onto the face of Satoru, the Kage Killer.

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What a mid-day this was. The 21 year old ANBU Captain of Kumogakure decided that today would be his day off. He'd been working hard for 2 weeks straight trying to get all the work done, him now becoming the leader of the ANBU corps. His younger cousin was the previous leader, so the passing of the "throne" was relatively simply. Most of the day was spent at an expensive spa, so all he had to do was lay back and rest. At this moment he was heading towards a nice little restaurant near his office, hungry for sushi. On his way he witnesses a weird man create a clone of himself, of course this must mean he's a ninja. Being the ANBU Captain, Satoru knows ALL ninja in this village, so he takes a closer look at the man and realizes he's none other than the S-Ranked missing nin with an extremely high bounty, the same man he was planning on taking down soon. He was about... 5 meters away, though at the moment Satoru was hidden in the crowd of people. Others noticed what the man was doing, he didn't really try to hide his intentions. With a simple hand raise and snap of his fingers a condensed wave of chakra flew towards the original man before he could do anything else, at this point the crowd was behind Satu. A few members of the ANBU began moving the people away for this little occurrence. A large thunderous roar emitted from the man's mouth, yet his ninjutsu had the range to hit both men easily. Satu's attack would interrupt this missing-nin from any other techniques he had planned, so he'd have to counter first or die. After Satu fires his technique he begins to take flight, just in case.
"Oh wow, that was surprisingly easy. I thought he was the "God Shinobi", the man that was able to take over an entire village... he was just as weak as Otaki." After the ANBU Captain's attacks killed the enemy and his clone, another attack apparently over killed the already dead man. With that the eyes of Satoru grows colder, his rapid beating heart begins to slow down to its normal pace. With the evil man dead, Satu simply approaches him and "runs his pockets" for everything that he has. He then looks up towards his little brother who apparently was flying above him. He smiles and begins to speak. "Little brother, always late to the party."
So it seems that Kimaru-kun, Satu's little brother decided that he wanted to capture the body of the deceased Missing-Nin, possibly so he can study using his Ijutsu skills. The older brother didn't really care, he was however, required to eventually destroy the body since he was ANBU. Of course Kim-kun knew this and would probably give back the body later so the Captain could do his job. It also seems a misguided little boy decided he would randomly charge in and attack literally the second most know person of the village... This boy had to have known who Satory Raiju is since well... his clan owns most of Kumo, and he himself is known as the "Kage Killer", also since he's the Leader of this powerful clan. The distance between the two was five meters, though Satu was floating in the air, about 10 meters above the boy, so unless he planned on jumping, his little rush wasn't going to do shit. Satu began putting his hands together to force a clap, but his younger brother already decided that he'd counter with a wind attack. Since he's already floating in the air the man decides, "Fuck it... I might as well just leave." And that's exactly what he does.

-Book Over-

By the time the girl is finished she's so tired she just passes out on the couch. Son Goku chuckles and falls to sleep with her.

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((Sorry for the wall of text, I just really try to get this shit done))

It seems Juri Han and Son Goku were becoming better friends through her reading of books. After another day of book reading and Fuinjutsu training, Son Goku began to respect the woman a bit more. How funny, something as peaceful as reading was able to tame a beast. Of course Son Goku was getting a little tired of just reading books, so he wanted Juri to train her Bukijutsu skills. "Heya, girly. Instead of reading, I want you to do something else interesting, like train your weapon skills. Depending on how well you do, I'll tell you a story about a boy I used to know." Juri raises an eyebrow. "Son Goku, you knew other people? I forgot that you did have Jinchuriki. Well sure, sounds interesting to hear a story from you." Juri says, getting out of her bed and taking a shower. Once she was finished, she headed out with her loyal ANBU guards, Zan and Zing. The trio arrived at the dojo where this all began, and they were greeted by two trainers. A weapons master and an Elemental ninjutsu user. The weapons master was a handsome young brown skinned boy with silver eyes and red hair, he looked pretty badass. The girl on the other hand, was a brown skinned, blue eyed girl with purple hair and a huge ass/rack. Like she was built son, thick and sexy. Juri wanted to bite both of them, but she had to train, so she had to leave all that bullshit for the birds yo. (excuse my grammar) You see, Juri ALSO had to work on gaining a fire element, so she could harness Lava Release. She had the basics, Son Goku had began training her, now she needed to learn the more advanced techniques and skills. "Shall we get started?" She asks the trainers and Son Goku. "Yes..." Son Goku says, beginning his tale of Aokiji, the Ice Wielder who became his friend.

-Long ago...-

"Ehhhh? What type of homoerotic scene did I walk into? Are you two really my teammates?" A calm voice rings into the ears of the two original ninja. Aokiji had finally made his appearance after being absent from most of the meeting between the two shinobi. "Don't get all brokeback mountain on me, I mean... I accept gays and all, but if you two are going to be feeling on each other during missions you can count me out." He'd say with a straight, calm face, but slowly beginning to giggle towards the end of the speech, followed by a smile. "I'm Michio AKA Aokiji, no last name, no middle name. I'm 15, a medic/puppet user, I like long walks on the beach and redheads, there's my introduction, let's do these missions." He'd say, with both hands in his pockets, acting all nonchalant.

Obviously Aokiji was late for a reason, let's see why in this flashback.

FLASHBACK (WITHIN a story sequence?! Inception)
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Around noon Aokiji finally woke up, kinda pissed, but awoke. His mom was so excited that he would finally gain his team, so she cooked him up a huge breakfa-errr, brunch. "Honey I'm so proud of you, you'll become Chuunin in no time!" She says then kisses his cheek as he, still in his Scooby Doo Pjs, sits at the table to eat. "Thanks ma, I just hope they don't hold me back, I just want to get my mandatory missions in so I can rank up. I don't have time for BS." "But honey they'll probably love you, you're my little snuggie poo!" she pinches the cheeks of a man who just last night gave oral sex to a woman for half an hour in a sushi restaurants bathroom. "Thanks mom." The damn deviant says, continuing to eat his meal.

After the meal, shower and dressing up, Aokiji kisses his mom on the cheek and heads out. On his way though, a couple of his friends alerted him that they had just picked up this FPS they pre-ordered and invited him. I mean... the game just came out so damn, he had to atleast play for 15 minutes, right? This fool was playing the game for at least 2 hours, when he finally left he realized how much time he lost, and began to jet off towards the meeting spot. When he finally got there it was around 4ish, warm and slightly windy. Clouds were beginning to form but then again, it always rains in Kumo. He arrived right when the Uchiha guy hit the big mouth guy, which was funny as shit.

UNFLASHBACK
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"Sooo.... you guys ready?" Aokiji asks staring at the Uchiha guy's pretty hair.
"You will only call me sensei and nothing less. Failing to do that will lead to an punishment."

Cocky ass dude. Over here trying to look cool with all that excessive hair, it's really hard. Over here looking like a loreial model, but is he worth it? Looking like Legolas and shit, Lord of the Rings head ass. As easy as it would be to just roast this guy right now, Aokiji was so sure he'd burn him alive, he's an Uchiha after all. And the way he's eating this fucking apple, UGH. Like straight up, this dude just pulled a damn fruit from nowhere and was making out with it. If this man winks or moans at Aokiji with this apple in his mouth... 'Stay calm, he's not trying to take my boyhood.' Aokiji thought to himself. Plus it wasn't his fault he was weird, HE WAS AN UCHIHA! Other than Madara, Itachi, Obito and Shisui there were no other real ass Uchiha, and even these four were a little suspect. But was his sensei Itachi level? We'll see.

"Ehhhh, what's up Sensei?" he retorts, shrugging.  

"Hello team mate. My name is Hiryo Nara, the prince of shadows and I am a member of Uchiha, Garuda's Ninja squad Zero at your service."

Ugh... One of those. This guy was corny, aren't Nara laid back?

"Yeah what's up man." Playing with his backpacks straps, Aokiji scans Hiryo over as the boy begins to speak about missions. This guy was around his age, so they'd probably have to become friends if they were on the same team. He looks kinda lame though, what if he scares away all the women?! Ugh... Let's just try to make this guy look cooler.

"That sounds good really." Aojiki starts, in reply to the Nara kid, "I mean, let's get all of these missions out of the way as soon as possible. I have this connect over at this one sushi place and he gives me free drinks after each mission, so we all can have a round. Just try not looking like a 12 year old dude, this guy is cool and I don't want him to get in trouble." He says with a serious look. Aokiji reaches for a cigarette and thinks of something funny to do. He walks over to the calm Uchiha-sama and holds out his fag "Hey, can you light this sensei?"
"Rude." says the young man, after his Sensei refused his request. I mean damn, you have fire, just light the damn thing. This dude must be a prude straight up, or just an asshole, something. Aokiji wasn't strong enough to take this dude, yet... so the Uchiha was allowed to continue looking down on the clanless puppeteer. Taking out a lighter, Aokiji puts the cigarette to his lips and takes a deep drag, looking up towards the cloudy sky. What a beautiful world, but why is he still in this place? So cloudy, so rainy, not like Suna or Konoha. Maybe one day after he become Raikage, he can retire and travel the world again... with her. What a dream. "He's right sensei, you're in charge."

He quickly snaps back to reality and notices he's been day dreaming for a few seconds, the nerdy kid is talking now though.You are the sensei.... take charge..." He was right, this sensei fucking sucked, just chilling. Maybe this kid should take charge, from what the data said Hiryo was a Chuunin. That's a high enough rank to lead a team or whatnot, so maybe he could just at least take charge when this bum wouldn't. Aokiji flicks his ashes and takes another puff, side-eying his sensei again.

Maybe this Hiryo kid wasn't such a lame. "You should really put that away, it isn't healthy." Nevermind, he was a lame again. More of a square than the one the man is smoking right now, damn. "Yeah, if you can put this fag out then I'll stop, until then keep doing you buddy." Aokiji retorts with his eyes glaring at the Chuunin, eyebrows lowered. "Alright let's start this mission already..." he says walking towards Hiryo, tightening his backpack. The boy was ready, now it was just the Uchiha's turn to get his ass up and follow.
Man what the hell. Uchiha-sensei just left the pair alone, in this cold and unforgiving world, on a potentially dangerous mission. Not only is he a lazy douche, he’s a heartless lazy douche. Whatever though, not like the two young boys needed him, he would have probably slowed them down anyways. “Wow… he actually just left us. I mean… I knew he was an asshole, didn’t think he’d leave us though. Whatever, I should have flexed his ass when I had the chance.” He says to his Chuunin partner, flicking his cigarette but away, and spitting where his sensei laid. You can best believe the next time the Uchiha scum was seen he’d catch a pair of fist.

Aokji found it weird that Hiryo stated he’d take care of him, with Aokiji being older and whatnot. He probably said that because he’s a Chuunin while the boy is just a Genin. Maybe this dude has skill to make it to Chuunin at a younger age, then again maybe not? “I’m ready.” The pair then takes off towards their mission, clear debris and find out what was causing the debris to fall in the first place. Once at the location the two boys actually spot the carnage that had been caused by the falling rocks. Blood stains remained on the rocks, the smell of death stank up the air, and large boulders were everywhere. It was strange… these rocks looked different than the landscape. They were a different texture and color than the regular rocks, but before Aokiji could pay further attention, a couple of boulders began falling towards the two boys. Hiryo raced up the mountain to find the source, leaving the Genin alone to save himself.  This is easy. Swiftly Aokiji created twin chakra scalpeand began slicing the falling boulders into small pieces. His taijutsu and medical skill easily allowed him to do so, with the debris from the rocks falling to his sides.

Before the boy can celebrate though, the largest rock comes shooting towards him, now he knows this is intentional. He doesn’t have the strength to cleave this in two, so he’d have to improvise. A single handseal allows him to move at a rapid speed away, flickering in the nick of time away. The large boulder crashes, splitting in half, causing a large BOOMing sound. “Fuck that was close!” He yells to his partner, letting him know he’s alright.
"We are invited to a local body building contest, down at beach side! He want's new opponents and we are too do anything to win? The contest holds three rounds. First round is arm wrestling match, second is picking up ladies and last is best poses! Aokiji it would be best if you enter this and win it because im just a kid... they wouldn't take me serious..."

Finally a mission that actually seemed like fun. Being a genin means mostly taking on stupid missions like looking for lost cats, or delivering foods. In this mission not only would Aokiji be able to embarrass a body builder, but he'd be able to pick up gorgeous women, and if Hiyro was lucky, maybe Aokiji would throw some chicks his way.

"Ah, this is like the easiest mission, how are we getting paid for this? I'm kinda irritated that we get such simple missions though. I mean... I'm not mad, because this mission is cool, but they always give us these types of missions. Next we'll be baby sitting... we're ninjas trained to kill, shouldn't we like, idk... kill or something?" The Genin says dusting himself off, towards his Chuunin partner. "Whatever though, let's get this started." After this he'd begin heading towards the body building contest. The beach was beautiful, the women were better. It was around 70ish and the skies had cleared up, luckily... What a nice day.

Huge bodied dudes walk around in thongs all oiled up, trying to show off their body's to be judged. Aokiji doesn't pay any mind to that weird shit, instead staring at all the oiled bodied women in 2 pieces. He lights another cigarette and begins to grin, ready to complete this mission. Once he makes it to the arm wrestling contest, he'd pass his jacket to his ally to hold, and begin. The first 3  contestants were so easy, he damn near broke their arms, the final 3 were a bit harder, requiring his taijutsu training to actually push through and win. The final guy had massive muscles, they were toned and he had on a Kumo headband, he was a ninja. This guy obviously had ninja training, but the size of his muscles were too big for him to be anything higher than a Taijutsu adept. Aokiji knew he wouldn't win this fairly, so he slightly attached chakra threads to the mans arm, and when the contest started, jerked his arm down, giving the Genin the win.

"HA! All those muscles and you still lost!" The man jumps up and charges at the boy. "HEY, YOU CH-" But before he can finish talking Aokiji elbows him in the throat swiftly, knocking him out. "Hey, you guys saw that, he attacked me." He'd grin and say. The next task was easier, just pick up women. Well he did just win an arm wrestling contest, so the women came to him. About 3 really attractive women approached the duo, Aokiji wrapped his arms around two of the girls and let his partner have the last one. "Alright bruh, first two parts down." He says with a cheeky grin.

The final part was hard though, because he'd have to show his scarred body. He allowed the girls to take off his shirt, now revealing his damaged body, with scars and burns everywhere. At first the girls are shocked, then they are aroused by his manliness. The two women rub oil on his body, and he starts the final part. While the judges don't really like his scarred body, they like his poses and confidence. The boy wins and completes the missions. "Now what?" Aokiji says with both women under his arms.
One of the girls started whispering something into Aokiji's ear which made his eyes widen, along with his grin. The blood in his member begins to rise, but stays hidden well under his black pants. Before he can dip off with these two thots, his partner tells him of the next mission they need to accomplish. "Grave digging... we need to help dig some holes for the funeral department." "Ugh." he says rolling his eyes. Grave digging?! How boring and tedious, like... what? Now the two would be required to grab shovels, or whatever, and begin digging up dirt and tossing it aside, which would probably take hours of exhausting and hard labor. "This is basically like baby sitting, we're back at square one." Aokiji says, really irritated.

Girls don't like graveyards, they like beaches and having fun, so the two girls shoot the Genin a look. He takes his arms from around the girls necks and sighs "Guess this is it ladies... I have your numbers I'll call you two I guess." He says, walking off. They wave and just go onto the next man, man these hoes ain't loyal. On the way to the graveyard the boy lights another cigarette, closes his eyes and almost glides, he's so at ease.

While the beach was all sunny and happy, the graveyard was all cloudy and obviously moody. It was a huge graveyard, stretching out at least 10 football fields, with tombstones everywhere. This was Kumos special graveyard, for Kumogakure members only. Once they've arrived, the Genin waste no time digging up the graves, once he's like 3 holes in he'd turn to his partner, who was upset over whatever. So Aokiji places the shovel in the ground and pats his partner on the back, asking "What's up man, you good?"
Obviously something was wrong with the boy, but at the moment Aokiji couldn't be bothered. He was already done with three, and he had a lot more to dig, so he'd have to pick up his pace to finish before night time. Why before night time? Because zombies that's why. Who wants to be in the dark with a bunch of zombies and some emotional ass Chuunin as his backup? Not this guy, that's for damn sure. So, after shrugging, he picks back up his shovel and goes in. At this point Aokiji is shoveling so fast you could blink and he'd already dug a hole 2 feet deep. In about 10 minutes 25 holes were dug, with the boy showing no signs of slowing up. This ceases when he gets a splinter on his hand, requiring him to stop and yelp in agony.

"FUCK! AHHHHH WHAT THE SHIT MAN!" Quickly the boy reaches into his backpack and pulls out alcohol, ointment and bandage wrap. He then treats and dresses the wound before popping two pain killers and puts on gloves so he wouldn't repeat the mistake. Before he can start he notices his partner walking off, looking all sad and shit. "Excuse me for a moment, Aokiji-San." Something was up, maybe he had love ones here. The boy slams his shovel into the ground and slyly follows his partner, seeing what was up. Hiryo places a rose on two tombstones, holding back tears. Yeah, these two were people he lost, parents perhaps? Aokiji doesn't like facing things like this, emotions and stuff, but obviously this dude needs help. A warm hand would be placed upon the young Genin's shoulder, with a warm smile following.

"Bitter winds of winter  
but later, river willow,
open up your buds."

After this the Genin pulls incenses from his bag, lights them and places them on the tombs. He then prays. "They're in a peaceful place my friend. Dwelling will only bring you pain." After this Aokiji walks off to finish the last hole, these two were done with this mission.
"Our next mission is yet another chicka one but instead this time... It is with a very sexy model.. he has issued a challenge to anybody.. who can pick the most chicks up. His name is Kise and he is the most famous, male model in the entire world so it is going to be hard... we just need some very good, intelligent pick up lines... Since you did good before... I think it is right that you perform this mission too!? I'l try support?" "

"This is allll you man! Last time I really had to put in work, I don't have any mojo left in these old bones. It's up to you to bring your A-Game, I'll support you. It's easy really, just dig deep inside and bring your Mr. Freaknasty out, and just lay it on the table. Believe me when I say the females will love it. I'll try my best to intimidate this asshole though, Kise is his name? I'll give him the stink eye, pull down his pants when he's not looking, put itching powder in his drink, all of that. Just do it bro." He says with a laugh and patting his partner on the back.

Once the two men arrive at the place of this mission, Aokiji notices immediately a couple beautiful women. He conceals his excitement, and motions for his partner to start on the mission with a head nod. "You got it, go!" He says. Now Aokiji begins to study the male model, Kise. Dude wasn't even all that special, plus Aokiji could tell his dick was small. What do women see in him? Obviously there's more than meets the eye. So with his ninja skills, he slyly hides in a crowd and spies on the model. Apparently he was using genjutsu on women, which made sense. Swiftly Aokiji headbutts the guy and gives him a stern look, saying "Nah. Do it fair or quit."
The rival model would try his hardest to actually pick up women using his looks alone, but the big red mark on his forehead and his unsteadiness from the headbutt would turn most away, once the contest ended the man had about 20 women. A stern look on his face would tell the two boys that he wasn't pleased, but Aokiji couldn't do much but laugh in his face. "HA, SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU DIRTY CHEATER!" He falls to the ground clutching his stomach, laughing so hard when the model starts tearing up. With Kise's display, about 15 of his girls go over to Hiryo, making him the official winner. "WE HAVE A WINNER!" An announcer says "With 125 women, our new champion is the Kumogakure Chuunin Hiyro!" A big round of applause follows, with Aokiji himself clapping. The Genin approaches his partner, still clapping with a huge smile "Good job man, mission complete." "Oh no it's not!" Says the shamed model. He forms a few hand seals and summons twin spears, chucking them both at the two boys. Without even moving his feet, Aokiji catches both spears by the tips, using his thumbs and index fingers. "Nah." He says, throwing both of them back, hitting the model in each shoulder. "I guess mission complete, now what?" He says as the sun completely sets, with the moon and the lanterns glowing the entire area. "I'm guessing this last mission will be the strongest, so I'm ready." The boy says, stretching, with the former handsome model in the background screaming.

The competition lasted throughout the night until the day, with the sun now beginning to rise. That snake Kise got what he deserved and the young Chuunin had probably received at least 60 phone numbers, he had to, these girls were all feeling the young lad, and Aokiji somehow caught a few numbers himself from these ladies, all in heat. If he had enough time he'd set up some orgy, Hiryo had to be a virgin. By the way things were looking though, this last mission would be a doozy.

This mission is by far the hardest. It is a B-rank mission which already means its the highest mission you have probably gone on. A few sightings of rare beasts have been reported in these mountains - which is normal around these parts, however these sightings are starting to get more common lately only because the beasts seem to be rampaging and attack travelers and such. We need to find out why they are attacking the travels and try and immobilize them and sort them out so their rampages can stop. Do not kill these rare beasts unless your life is on the line."

"I'm ready, but I'll have to admit this mission seems wayyyy more challenging than than our others. Even the falling rock mission seems the lack in comparison to this one, because if these beasts attack travelers and caused enough problems to make this a B-ranked mission, how can you expect me to hold back and not kill them. I'll really try my goddamn hardest, but geez man... I like living."

Aokiji says scratching his head and closing his eyes. The duo arrive at the scene, and again the Chuunin rushes off without a warning, leaving Aokiji standing in place, slightly confused. He rushes off to find out why these beast were attacking people and so aggressive. A cave is found, hidden on the mountain's side. A low buzzing sound emits from this cave, luring the boy in, puppet threads in hand. A bald, short, white, old guy with these big ass glasses can be seen typing into this giant computer, hooked up to all these machines. Two large speakers send out this high pitched screech, causing a few wild beast in these cages go crazy. Apparently this mad scientist was the cause of this.

"Hey you... stop this shit." Aokiji says, no remorse in his voice, eyes colder than winter's chill.

"HA! You found me, well let me explain my evil master pla-" Before he can finish his sentence Aokiji rushes the man and begins to pummel him, then hanging him via charka threads, by the throat. He chokes to death, and Aokiji shuts off the machine, releasing the beast, who kinda bow to him, then shoot off into the air, to be free. Aokiji approaches his ally and nods. "We're done mate, mission complete!" He says, before disappearing. Finally, the boys are done.

-Story ends-

At the end of the day Juri is panting hard with a few burn marks, both of her trainers are also breathing hard. "I guess that's it!" She says, patting each trainer on the back. "What a complicated element compared to earth." "That's because you're used to taking things head on like a rock, Miss Raikage. But I must say, your personality matches fire!" The elemental ninjutsu trainer says, dusting herself off and smiling. Juri nods and says "Both elements match me, destructive like a forest fire, unmoving like the earth. Son Goku, what do you think?" She asks, almost as if she's wanting his approval. "Hmmmm..." the beast begins. "I believe once you train Lava release, a new world of opportunities will come your way, Juri-chan." With that the woman holds back a tear, knowing that the two are finally friends. "Heh, don't get soft on me now Ape-Sama." Son Goku chuckles, approving of his new nickname. It looks like this friendship, sealed in lava, will consume everything.

-End-

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