((Sorry for the wall of text, I just really try to get this shit done))
It seems Juri Han and Son Goku were becoming better friends through her reading of books. After another day of book reading and Fuinjutsu training, Son Goku began to respect the woman a bit more. How funny, something as peaceful as reading was able to tame a beast. Of course Son Goku was getting a little tired of just reading books, so he wanted Juri to train her Bukijutsu skills. "Heya, girly. Instead of reading, I want you to do something else interesting, like train your weapon skills. Depending on how well you do, I'll tell you a story about a boy I used to know." Juri raises an eyebrow. "Son Goku, you knew other people? I forgot that you did have Jinchuriki. Well sure, sounds interesting to hear a story from you." Juri says, getting out of her bed and taking a shower. Once she was finished, she headed out with her loyal ANBU guards, Zan and Zing. The trio arrived at the dojo where this all began, and they were greeted by two trainers. A weapons master and an Elemental ninjutsu user. The weapons master was a handsome young brown skinned boy with silver eyes and red hair, he looked pretty badass. The girl on the other hand, was a brown skinned, blue eyed girl with purple hair and a huge ass/rack. Like she was built son, thick and sexy. Juri wanted to bite both of them, but she had to train, so she had to leave all that bullshit for the birds yo. (excuse my grammar) You see, Juri ALSO had to work on gaining a fire element, so she could harness Lava Release. She had the basics, Son Goku had began training her, now she needed to learn the more advanced techniques and skills. "Shall we get started?" She asks the trainers and Son Goku. "Yes..." Son Goku says, beginning his tale of Aokiji, the Ice Wielder who became his friend.
-Long ago...-
"Ehhhh? What type of homoerotic scene did I walk into? Are you two really my teammates?" A calm voice rings into the ears of the two original ninja. Aokiji had finally made his appearance after being absent from most of the meeting between the two shinobi. "Don't get all brokeback mountain on me, I mean... I accept gays and all, but if you two are going to be feeling on each other during missions you can count me out." He'd say with a straight, calm face, but slowly beginning to giggle towards the end of the speech, followed by a smile. "I'm Michio AKA Aokiji, no last name, no middle name. I'm 15, a medic/puppet user, I like long walks on the beach and redheads, there's my introduction, let's do these missions." He'd say, with both hands in his pockets, acting all nonchalant.
Obviously Aokiji was late for a reason, let's see why in this flashback.
FLASHBACK (WITHIN a story sequence?! Inception)
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Around noon Aokiji finally woke up, kinda pissed, but awoke. His mom was so excited that he would finally gain his team, so she cooked him up a huge breakfa-errr, brunch. "Honey I'm so proud of you, you'll become Chuunin in no time!" She says then kisses his cheek as he, still in his Scooby Doo Pjs, sits at the table to eat. "Thanks ma, I just hope they don't hold me back, I just want to get my mandatory missions in so I can rank up. I don't have time for BS." "But honey they'll probably love you, you're my little snuggie poo!" she pinches the cheeks of a man who just last night gave oral sex to a woman for half an hour in a sushi restaurants bathroom. "Thanks mom." The damn deviant says, continuing to eat his meal.
After the meal, shower and dressing up, Aokiji kisses his mom on the cheek and heads out. On his way though, a couple of his friends alerted him that they had just picked up this FPS they pre-ordered and invited him. I mean... the game just came out so damn, he had to atleast play for 15 minutes, right? This fool was playing the game for at least 2 hours, when he finally left he realized how much time he lost, and began to jet off towards the meeting spot. When he finally got there it was around 4ish, warm and slightly windy. Clouds were beginning to form but then again, it always rains in Kumo. He arrived right when the Uchiha guy hit the big mouth guy, which was funny as shit.
UNFLASHBACK
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"Sooo.... you guys ready?" Aokiji asks staring at the Uchiha guy's pretty hair.
"You will only call me sensei and nothing less. Failing to do that will lead to an punishment."
Cocky ass dude. Over here trying to look cool with all that excessive hair, it's really hard. Over here looking like a loreial model, but is he worth it? Looking like Legolas and shit, Lord of the Rings head ass. As easy as it would be to just roast this guy right now, Aokiji was so sure he'd burn him alive, he's an Uchiha after all. And the way he's eating this fucking apple, UGH. Like straight up, this dude just pulled a damn fruit from nowhere and was making out with it. If this man winks or moans at Aokiji with this apple in his mouth... 'Stay calm, he's not trying to take my boyhood.' Aokiji thought to himself. Plus it wasn't his fault he was weird, HE WAS AN UCHIHA! Other than Madara, Itachi, Obito and Shisui there were no other real ass Uchiha, and even these four were a little suspect. But was his sensei Itachi level? We'll see.
"Ehhhh, what's up Sensei?" he retorts, shrugging.
"Hello team mate. My name is Hiryo Nara, the prince of shadows and I am a member of Uchiha, Garuda's Ninja squad Zero at your service."
Ugh... One of those. This guy was corny, aren't Nara laid back?
"Yeah what's up man." Playing with his backpacks straps, Aokiji scans Hiryo over as the boy begins to speak about missions. This guy was around his age, so they'd probably have to become friends if they were on the same team. He looks kinda lame though, what if he scares away all the women?! Ugh... Let's just try to make this guy look cooler.
"That sounds good really." Aojiki starts, in reply to the Nara kid, "I mean, let's get all of these missions out of the way as soon as possible. I have this connect over at this one sushi place and he gives me free drinks after each mission, so we all can have a round. Just try not looking like a 12 year old dude, this guy is cool and I don't want him to get in trouble." He says with a serious look. Aokiji reaches for a cigarette and thinks of something funny to do. He walks over to the calm Uchiha-sama and holds out his fag "Hey, can you light this sensei?"
"Rude." says the young man, after his Sensei refused his request. I mean damn, you have fire, just light the damn thing. This dude must be a prude straight up, or just an asshole, something. Aokiji wasn't strong enough to take this dude, yet... so the Uchiha was allowed to continue looking down on the clanless puppeteer. Taking out a lighter, Aokiji puts the cigarette to his lips and takes a deep drag, looking up towards the cloudy sky. What a beautiful world, but why is he still in this place? So cloudy, so rainy, not like Suna or Konoha. Maybe one day after he become Raikage, he can retire and travel the world again... with her. What a dream. "He's right sensei, you're in charge."
He quickly snaps back to reality and notices he's been day dreaming for a few seconds, the nerdy kid is talking now though.You are the sensei.... take charge..." He was right, this sensei fucking sucked, just chilling. Maybe this kid should take charge, from what the data said Hiryo was a Chuunin. That's a high enough rank to lead a team or whatnot, so maybe he could just at least take charge when this bum wouldn't. Aokiji flicks his ashes and takes another puff, side-eying his sensei again.
Maybe this Hiryo kid wasn't such a lame. "You should really put that away, it isn't healthy." Nevermind, he was a lame again. More of a square than the one the man is smoking right now, damn. "Yeah, if you can put this fag out then I'll stop, until then keep doing you buddy." Aokiji retorts with his eyes glaring at the Chuunin, eyebrows lowered. "Alright let's start this mission already..." he says walking towards Hiryo, tightening his backpack. The boy was ready, now it was just the Uchiha's turn to get his ass up and follow.
Man what the hell. Uchiha-sensei just left the pair alone, in this cold and unforgiving world, on a potentially dangerous mission. Not only is he a lazy douche, he’s a heartless lazy douche. Whatever though, not like the two young boys needed him, he would have probably slowed them down anyways. “Wow… he actually just left us. I mean… I knew he was an asshole, didn’t think he’d leave us though. Whatever, I should have flexed his ass when I had the chance.” He says to his Chuunin partner, flicking his cigarette but away, and spitting where his sensei laid. You can best believe the next time the Uchiha scum was seen he’d catch a pair of fist.
Aokji found it weird that Hiryo stated he’d take care of him, with Aokiji being older and whatnot. He probably said that because he’s a Chuunin while the boy is just a Genin. Maybe this dude has skill to make it to Chuunin at a younger age, then again maybe not? “I’m ready.” The pair then takes off towards their mission, clear debris and find out what was causing the debris to fall in the first place. Once at the location the two boys actually spot the carnage that had been caused by the falling rocks. Blood stains remained on the rocks, the smell of death stank up the air, and large boulders were everywhere. It was strange… these rocks looked different than the landscape. They were a different texture and color than the regular rocks, but before Aokiji could pay further attention, a couple of boulders began falling towards the two boys. Hiryo raced up the mountain to find the source, leaving the Genin alone to save himself. This is easy. Swiftly Aokiji created twin chakra scalpeand began slicing the falling boulders into small pieces. His taijutsu and medical skill easily allowed him to do so, with the debris from the rocks falling to his sides.
Before the boy can celebrate though, the largest rock comes shooting towards him, now he knows this is intentional. He doesn’t have the strength to cleave this in two, so he’d have to improvise. A single handseal allows him to move at a rapid speed away, flickering in the nick of time away. The large boulder crashes, splitting in half, causing a large BOOMing sound. “Fuck that was close!” He yells to his partner, letting him know he’s alright.
"We are invited to a local body building contest, down at beach side! He want's new opponents and we are too do anything to win? The contest holds three rounds. First round is arm wrestling match, second is picking up ladies and last is best poses! Aokiji it would be best if you enter this and win it because im just a kid... they wouldn't take me serious..."
Finally a mission that actually seemed like fun. Being a genin means mostly taking on stupid missions like looking for lost cats, or delivering foods. In this mission not only would Aokiji be able to embarrass a body builder, but he'd be able to pick up gorgeous women, and if Hiyro was lucky, maybe Aokiji would throw some chicks his way.
"Ah, this is like the easiest mission, how are we getting paid for this? I'm kinda irritated that we get such simple missions though. I mean... I'm not mad, because this mission is cool, but they always give us these types of missions. Next we'll be baby sitting... we're ninjas trained to kill, shouldn't we like, idk... kill or something?" The Genin says dusting himself off, towards his Chuunin partner. "Whatever though, let's get this started." After this he'd begin heading towards the body building contest. The beach was beautiful, the women were better. It was around 70ish and the skies had cleared up, luckily... What a nice day.
Huge bodied dudes walk around in thongs all oiled up, trying to show off their body's to be judged. Aokiji doesn't pay any mind to that weird shit, instead staring at all the oiled bodied women in 2 pieces. He lights another cigarette and begins to grin, ready to complete this mission. Once he makes it to the arm wrestling contest, he'd pass his jacket to his ally to hold, and begin. The first 3 contestants were so easy, he damn near broke their arms, the final 3 were a bit harder, requiring his taijutsu training to actually push through and win. The final guy had massive muscles, they were toned and he had on a Kumo headband, he was a ninja. This guy obviously had ninja training, but the size of his muscles were too big for him to be anything higher than a Taijutsu adept. Aokiji knew he wouldn't win this fairly, so he slightly attached chakra threads to the mans arm, and when the contest started, jerked his arm down, giving the Genin the win.
"HA! All those muscles and you still lost!" The man jumps up and charges at the boy. "HEY, YOU CH-" But before he can finish talking Aokiji elbows him in the throat swiftly, knocking him out. "Hey, you guys saw that, he attacked me." He'd grin and say. The next task was easier, just pick up women. Well he did just win an arm wrestling contest, so the women came to him. About 3 really attractive women approached the duo, Aokiji wrapped his arms around two of the girls and let his partner have the last one. "Alright bruh, first two parts down." He says with a cheeky grin.
The final part was hard though, because he'd have to show his scarred body. He allowed the girls to take off his shirt, now revealing his damaged body, with scars and burns everywhere. At first the girls are shocked, then they are aroused by his manliness. The two women rub oil on his body, and he starts the final part. While the judges don't really like his scarred body, they like his poses and confidence. The boy wins and completes the missions. "Now what?" Aokiji says with both women under his arms.
One of the girls started whispering something into Aokiji's ear which made his eyes widen, along with his grin. The blood in his member begins to rise, but stays hidden well under his black pants. Before he can dip off with these two thots, his partner tells him of the next mission they need to accomplish. "Grave digging... we need to help dig some holes for the funeral department." "Ugh." he says rolling his eyes. Grave digging?! How boring and tedious, like... what? Now the two would be required to grab shovels, or whatever, and begin digging up dirt and tossing it aside, which would probably take hours of exhausting and hard labor. "This is basically like baby sitting, we're back at square one." Aokiji says, really irritated.
Girls don't like graveyards, they like beaches and having fun, so the two girls shoot the Genin a look. He takes his arms from around the girls necks and sighs "Guess this is it ladies... I have your numbers I'll call you two I guess." He says, walking off. They wave and just go onto the next man, man these hoes ain't loyal. On the way to the graveyard the boy lights another cigarette, closes his eyes and almost glides, he's so at ease.
While the beach was all sunny and happy, the graveyard was all cloudy and obviously moody. It was a huge graveyard, stretching out at least 10 football fields, with tombstones everywhere. This was Kumos special graveyard, for Kumogakure members only. Once they've arrived, the Genin waste no time digging up the graves, once he's like 3 holes in he'd turn to his partner, who was upset over whatever. So Aokiji places the shovel in the ground and pats his partner on the back, asking "What's up man, you good?"
Obviously something was wrong with the boy, but at the moment Aokiji couldn't be bothered. He was already done with three, and he had a lot more to dig, so he'd have to pick up his pace to finish before night time. Why before night time? Because zombies that's why. Who wants to be in the dark with a bunch of zombies and some emotional ass Chuunin as his backup? Not this guy, that's for damn sure. So, after shrugging, he picks back up his shovel and goes in. At this point Aokiji is shoveling so fast you could blink and he'd already dug a hole 2 feet deep. In about 10 minutes 25 holes were dug, with the boy showing no signs of slowing up. This ceases when he gets a splinter on his hand, requiring him to stop and yelp in agony.
"FUCK! AHHHHH WHAT THE SHIT MAN!" Quickly the boy reaches into his backpack and pulls out alcohol, ointment and bandage wrap. He then treats and dresses the wound before popping two pain killers and puts on gloves so he wouldn't repeat the mistake. Before he can start he notices his partner walking off, looking all sad and shit. "Excuse me for a moment, Aokiji-San." Something was up, maybe he had love ones here. The boy slams his shovel into the ground and slyly follows his partner, seeing what was up. Hiryo places a rose on two tombstones, holding back tears. Yeah, these two were people he lost, parents perhaps? Aokiji doesn't like facing things like this, emotions and stuff, but obviously this dude needs help. A warm hand would be placed upon the young Genin's shoulder, with a warm smile following.
"Bitter winds of winter
but later, river willow,
open up your buds."
After this the Genin pulls incenses from his bag, lights them and places them on the tombs. He then prays. "They're in a peaceful place my friend. Dwelling will only bring you pain." After this Aokiji walks off to finish the last hole, these two were done with this mission.
"Our next mission is yet another chicka one but instead this time... It is with a very sexy model.. he has issued a challenge to anybody.. who can pick the most chicks up. His name is Kise and he is the most famous, male model in the entire world so it is going to be hard... we just need some very good, intelligent pick up lines... Since you did good before... I think it is right that you perform this mission too!? I'l try support?" "
"This is allll you man! Last time I really had to put in work, I don't have any mojo left in these old bones. It's up to you to bring your A-Game, I'll support you. It's easy really, just dig deep inside and bring your Mr. Freaknasty out, and just lay it on the table. Believe me when I say the females will love it. I'll try my best to intimidate this asshole though, Kise is his name? I'll give him the stink eye, pull down his pants when he's not looking, put itching powder in his drink, all of that. Just do it bro." He says with a laugh and patting his partner on the back.
Once the two men arrive at the place of this mission, Aokiji notices immediately a couple beautiful women. He conceals his excitement, and motions for his partner to start on the mission with a head nod. "You got it, go!" He says. Now Aokiji begins to study the male model, Kise. Dude wasn't even all that special, plus Aokiji could tell his dick was small. What do women see in him? Obviously there's more than meets the eye. So with his ninja skills, he slyly hides in a crowd and spies on the model. Apparently he was using genjutsu on women, which made sense. Swiftly Aokiji headbutts the guy and gives him a stern look, saying "Nah. Do it fair or quit."
The rival model would try his hardest to actually pick up women using his looks alone, but the big red mark on his forehead and his unsteadiness from the headbutt would turn most away, once the contest ended the man had about 20 women. A stern look on his face would tell the two boys that he wasn't pleased, but Aokiji couldn't do much but laugh in his face. "HA, SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU DIRTY CHEATER!" He falls to the ground clutching his stomach, laughing so hard when the model starts tearing up. With Kise's display, about 15 of his girls go over to Hiryo, making him the official winner. "WE HAVE A WINNER!" An announcer says "With 125 women, our new champion is the Kumogakure Chuunin Hiyro!" A big round of applause follows, with Aokiji himself clapping. The Genin approaches his partner, still clapping with a huge smile "Good job man, mission complete." "Oh no it's not!" Says the shamed model. He forms a few hand seals and summons twin spears, chucking them both at the two boys. Without even moving his feet, Aokiji catches both spears by the tips, using his thumbs and index fingers. "Nah." He says, throwing both of them back, hitting the model in each shoulder. "I guess mission complete, now what?" He says as the sun completely sets, with the moon and the lanterns glowing the entire area. "I'm guessing this last mission will be the strongest, so I'm ready." The boy says, stretching, with the former handsome model in the background screaming.
The competition lasted throughout the night until the day, with the sun now beginning to rise. That snake Kise got what he deserved and the young Chuunin had probably received at least 60 phone numbers, he had to, these girls were all feeling the young lad, and Aokiji somehow caught a few numbers himself from these ladies, all in heat. If he had enough time he'd set up some orgy, Hiryo had to be a virgin. By the way things were looking though, this last mission would be a doozy.
This mission is by far the hardest. It is a B-rank mission which already means its the highest mission you have probably gone on. A few sightings of rare beasts have been reported in these mountains - which is normal around these parts, however these sightings are starting to get more common lately only because the beasts seem to be rampaging and attack travelers and such. We need to find out why they are attacking the travels and try and immobilize them and sort them out so their rampages can stop. Do not kill these rare beasts unless your life is on the line."
"I'm ready, but I'll have to admit this mission seems wayyyy more challenging than than our others. Even the falling rock mission seems the lack in comparison to this one, because if these beasts attack travelers and caused enough problems to make this a B-ranked mission, how can you expect me to hold back and not kill them. I'll really try my goddamn hardest, but geez man... I like living."
Aokiji says scratching his head and closing his eyes. The duo arrive at the scene, and again the Chuunin rushes off without a warning, leaving Aokiji standing in place, slightly confused. He rushes off to find out why these beast were attacking people and so aggressive. A cave is found, hidden on the mountain's side. A low buzzing sound emits from this cave, luring the boy in, puppet threads in hand. A bald, short, white, old guy with these big ass glasses can be seen typing into this giant computer, hooked up to all these machines. Two large speakers send out this high pitched screech, causing a few wild beast in these cages go crazy. Apparently this mad scientist was the cause of this.
"Hey you... stop this shit." Aokiji says, no remorse in his voice, eyes colder than winter's chill.
"HA! You found me, well let me explain my evil master pla-" Before he can finish his sentence Aokiji rushes the man and begins to pummel him, then hanging him via charka threads, by the throat. He chokes to death, and Aokiji shuts off the machine, releasing the beast, who kinda bow to him, then shoot off into the air, to be free. Aokiji approaches his ally and nods. "We're done mate, mission complete!" He says, before disappearing. Finally, the boys are done.
-Story ends-
At the end of the day Juri is panting hard with a few burn marks, both of her trainers are also breathing hard. "I guess that's it!" She says, patting each trainer on the back. "What a complicated element compared to earth." "That's because you're used to taking things head on like a rock, Miss Raikage. But I must say, your personality matches fire!" The elemental ninjutsu trainer says, dusting herself off and smiling. Juri nods and says "Both elements match me, destructive like a forest fire, unmoving like the earth. Son Goku, what do you think?" She asks, almost as if she's wanting his approval. "Hmmmm..." the beast begins. "I believe once you train Lava release, a new world of opportunities will come your way, Juri-chan." With that the woman holds back a tear, knowing that the two are finally friends. "Heh, don't get soft on me now Ape-Sama." Son Goku chuckles, approving of his new nickname. It looks like this friendship, sealed in lava, will consume everything.
-End-
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