Manda VS Mugen

The time of day calculated to ten o'clock at night, the moon glaring down upon the enormous forrest which was Konohagakure. A shadowy figure which stood at the high stone pillar which stood at twenty five feet tall and well constructed to where it could withstand a C rank elemental jutsu, if one was created to shoot at the strong sturdy pillar. The width of the pillar had a square imprint on the flat surface of the pillar which allowed a person to stand on it with both of their feet at a forty five degree angle and if anything else exceeded that, a person would fall over. Manda stood wearing his uchiha custom made torso top being a black long sleeves shirt which was made of a thick cloth that isn't easy to tear with a metal object that is thrown against it, along with any slash or stab methods either if it were close range at attacking the cloth. His black long pants which weren't baggy but well elegant in appearance also had the same material as the long sleeve shirt that he wore. Manda closing his eyes and opening them up to reveal his mangkyou sharingan and awaited for his enemy to make his move. Manda also carried a pouch on his right buttocks and held ten kunais, ten explosive tags, and ten poison dipped needles which would be able to drop a person within two post of the impact already made. Manda also had a large scroll on his back, which held his S ranked snake contract which he rarely revealed to anyone who has ever faced him. Manda then closing his eyes and activating his sensing abilities to know where his enemy was located at. Manda then opened his eyes and knew where the location of the man was and continued to stare around the dark landscape of this terrain. The grass was cleaned cut and only reached a person's ankles if anyone stood on the grass. The vast open field that was surrounded with trees of different shapes and sizes, with fifty stone pillars all ranging from five feet tall to twenty five feet tall. All of these stone pillars each were created and designed equally with different sizes making them different in height and width. The weather was a cool breeze which was blowing against Manda's body, making his clothes moving along the breeze, the sound of the wind felt beautiful along the ears of Manda's body, like it was a calm and quiet night for when a person just sits out side his porch and enjoys a beverage while just listening to the wind clashing against the trees and making that wonderful sound that made that night amazing to one who enjoys the outdoor scenery. Manda having his arms to his side and just stared forward with a smirk on his face and whistled to himself as he enjoyed the pleasant outdoors and wish he had a beverage to enjoy this night. The moon glaring down at a perfect scenery to what was around him, the twin river banks which were located at each end of the open wide forest being forty feet apart and the length and width of each individual river bank was 40 feet.
The temperature of the water was cold which would freeze up a person and make them shiver if they landed in that water. A yawned escaped Manda's mouth and he awaited for this man to make his move.

Iruka Umino is such a boss ass motherfucker that nobody even needs to understand what the fuck kind of shit he is pulling. Who even cares what he is wearing? Manda Uchiha probably cares because he's a total metagaming shitlord with no idea what the fuck he is doing. He's standing on a pillar in the middle of the forest that Iruka had already placed his signature technique within. How dumb could this guy be? He'd just waltz into a forest, find himself a pillar, and then stand on it? If that wasn't worse, then Iruka doesn't know what is. Especially since Iruka is super boss and shit in an out of character fight so he can basically have whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants. The faggot he's been spying on right now has a Mangekyou Sharingan and Snake Contract, but Iruka isn't a metagame scumbag and thus doesn't know this. Upon Manda's initial culmination up upon that stupid pillar Iruka had already utilized a technique that would summon tons of mist within the area made of chakra. Iruka didn't have a stupid dojutsu that saw chakra and thus he was not effected by his mist whatsoever. Whereas right when Manda went up to take his position upon the trap-layered pillar he would no longer be able to see anything around him. All that could be seen was dick-shaped chakra particles in the air. Millions upon millions of chakra particles layered to create this mist conformed into miniscule dicks on an atomic level. You could say that Manda was in the midst of bukkake, if you know what I mean.

Man, Iruka doesn't know what's worse. He's a good fifty meters away from this colossal Uchiha-fag and he's just standing there while he whistles and looks in the complete opposite direction towards a genin he had taken out across Konohagakure with him. The genin was told to go back to the village, but he's fucking stupid, and couldn't find his way across the mist. It's pretty weird that the Uchiha-Fag known as Manda was able to perceive the genin-man through the mist whilst simultaneously having enough balls to whistle. It made little sense for them to be in this kind of situation. Iruka was just minding his own business setting up hundreds of traps across Konohagakure until some Uchiha-fag came up and around trying to fuck him up. His poor student was seemingly caught in the cross-fire, but that was okay because Iruka had already placed hundreds of sticky and chemically soon-to-be-erupted bandaids all across every pillar in this fucking area because he knew that the pillars gave people a lot of space to view the area and thus any rogue ninja would go for it first. That didn't stop him from tagging tons of trees in the area too. This tagging shoot was going on for hours before this faggot Manda was spotted hitch-hiking across the Konoha forest where he would be covered in midst in antecedence to his comfy pillar position. Comfy. Pillar. Position. Who gives a fuck how he got up there. As long as he's comfortable.

Because the ability to seal explosions all over the area isn't the know thing Iruka knows, but he too placed special seals carved with his very own chakra-infused ink beneath every pillar within the area. This meant that Manda TRULY had to be comfortable in the confines of such a small space that could no longer physically be left. Boy, I wonder what that means? So Manda is stuck in a seal that has hundreds of other seals layered all around it and within it because he was too busy trying to see a random non-playable character through chakra mist while whistling?!

WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS.
ALL HE HAD TO DO NOW WAS JUST MOVE A FUCKING INCH SO THAT HIS PILLAR SHALL BECOME THE NEXT HIROSHIMA.
IF THAT'S COOL IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER IF IRUKA WAS ALIVE BECAUSE HIS TRAP-CARD SELF-ACTIVATES UPON MOVEMENT.

LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT THIS WAS ALL PART OF IRUKA'S PLAN AND THAT HE ENTIRELY INTENDED ON SETTING THE ENTIRE LAND OF FIRE OR LEAVES OR WHATEVER KONOHA IS ON FIRE, BUT DAMN IT HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CROSSFIRE.



WE ALL FUCKED HERE.